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Some Futurama Quotes:
Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex
Yancy, that tux got me through 'Nam in style.
Will there be donkeys? All you can eat
Stop exploding, you cowards.
Way to go, Fry. Now every galaxy is gonna be cracking wise about our mothers
Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip
Good news everyone, I've taught the toaster to feel love.
I'm not allowed to sing - court order
Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?
Remember lieutenant, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
We're trying our best! Well Your best is an idiot!
Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?
Ever been beat up by a guy dressed as a chick?!


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